Einstein Relativity Mints

In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric

property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to

be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly

known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse

impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a

lot of alonetime. And that’s where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in.

After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and

your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you'll be having a

goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.